Entertain Me

A neighbour stole my VCR CanÂ't afford to fill up my car ItÂ's been a while since I paid the rent I wonder where that money went Fox & Scully just disappeared Well, I could always sit here and grow a beard Broke a rib trying to find the bed The lights are out and the phone is dead Or is it my head Entertain me, entertain me Make me laugh Â'til I hit the floor Entertain me, entertain me Crack a joke Â'til I canÂ't take no more My girl is gone and soÂ's the cat The junk I eat is making me fat The virus-scan f**ked up last night While I was jerking off to a neat website Spent my bucks on apathy Precious, precious enemy The landlordÂ's dog just ate my shoe My buddyÂ's busy sniffinÂ' glue IÂ'm thinking about you Entertain me, entertain me Make me laugh Â'til I hit the floor Entertain me, entertain me Slip for me Â'til I canÂ't take no more Take your hypocritic pointers And shove ém up your a*s DonÂ't need your condescending attitude Find somebody else to hara*s