Vaseline Bizniz

God, I have to know Is it really true? I refuse to believe in The stuff they write about you You always look real depressive But thatÂ's what makes you cute Say it ainÂ't so, say it ainÂ't so Have you become a fruit? Vaseline bizniz, improves your record sales Vaseline bizniz, you know it never fails Vaseline bizniz, will make you interesting When youÂ're too pissed to dance and too high to sing My teenage dream is f**ked Although you donÂ't know While I plan for our marriage You find some handsome guy to blow Then you speak about it frankly In an in-depth interview And I slip into denial Â'Cos I know it isnÂ't true Vaseline bizniz, improves your record sales Vaseline bizniz, you it never fails Vaseline bizniz, will make you interesting When youÂ're too pissed to dance and youÂ're too stoned to sing Yeah, I had a bad time My heart was torn in two Burned all my posters Thought IÂ'd never make it through But I worship another boy-group now Everybody else s*cks! I even got their autographs Take that, you backstreet cocks!