If You Ain't Lovin' (You Ain't Livin')
If you got a Cadillac boy And a 40 room shack boy A bucket full of money And a tree full of honey But if you're gettin' no huggin' No smoochin' or a muggin' If you ain't lovin' Than you ain't livin' If you're ridin' on a gravy train Instead of walkin' down lovers lane You can't make, hey boy 'Cause you're goin' the wrong way boy You gotta get a a little honey It's better than money If you ain't lovin' Than you ain't livin' If they call you a big man 'Cause you got a lot of bottled land If you're kin to the President And ya help from the Government But if you're gettin' no attention You're better off on the pension If you ain't lovin' Than you ain't livin' If you got a string of long cards And your smokin' them 4 big cigars You ain't so well to do Unless you get a little coochy-coo It takes a little bit a smackin' Or your life's lackin' If you ain't lovin' Than you ain't livin'