The song I Wonder Would You Mind is performed by Gilbert O'Sullivan .
Did you ever? Never, neither have I
Well, pardon me for breathing but
Would you give me back my cup?
You know the one I mean, yes, you do
Because I've seen you take it out from time to time
I wonder would you mind
Excuse me Ma'm, your hand, it's on my knee
Oh, would you mind removing it?
My collar's getting rather stiff
And I'm not one to fuss, but if I don't catch my bus
I'm afraid I won't be home in time
I wonder would you mind
If I asked you for a date
Kept you out three hours late
Would you be happy or upset
Would you no longer
Have respect for me
Would I just be a danger?
On your mark, get set, all ready, go
And don't be such a silly a*s
Just because you failed to pa*s
It doesn't mean to say, you can't try another day
Why even failures pa*s in time
I wonder would you mind