Don't Beat My Ass

Things don't look to good to me I feel I'm out of luck And all because of swollen glands And just one stupid f**k This wacko came from alabammy That's not where it's at And now your jock's been chasing me 'round With a great big baseball bat Don't kick my a*s Don't kick my a*s Don't kick my a*s with a baseball bat, no Don't kick my a*s Don't kick my a*s Don't kick my a*s with a baseball bat, no Well I was in the mood for some lovin' bulk Not a ra*sling match with a some big hulk And this here dude he was an uncool cat And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat Don't kick my a*s Don't kick my a*s Don't kick my a*s with a baseball bat, no Don't kick my a*s Don't kick my a*s Don't kick my a*s with a baseball bat, no Don't kick my a*s Don't kick my a*s Don't kick my a*s with a baseball bat, no Don't kick my a*s Don't kick my a*s Don't kick my a*s with a baseball bat, no When I got up from being beat to the ground I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound And I was aghast at what I found The latest social disease that's been going around I'll kick your a*s (I'll kick your a*s) I'll kick your a*s (I'll kick your a*s) I'll kick your a*s with a baseball bat, bitch I'll kick your a*s (I'll kick your a*s) I'll kick your a*s (I'll kick your a*s) I'll kick your a*s with a baseball bat, bitch I'll kick your a*s (I'll kick your a*s) I'll kick your a*s (I'll kick your a*s) I'll kick your a*s with a baseball bat, bitch I'll kick your a*s (I'll kick your a*s) I'll kick your a*s (I'll kick your a*s) I'll kick your a*s with a baseball bat, bitch