Somebody Fix Me

Friday night I started my first fist fight Got me kicked out of the bar When I went stumbling through The parking lot, you know I could not find my car So I bummed a ride from Bessie My old school friend She said, '€œHoney, where you want to go?'€ But all I said is, '€œI think this might be the end And I'm feeling sick so could you drive me slow?'€ Because my man he up and left me, left me in dust Doctor, lawyer, banker, tell me who can I trust? Somebody fix me Fix me from head to toe You'd better drop a line Or else you're leaving me out in cold That man of mine he sure was one of a kind He never did treat me wrong He was the sweet kind of man Who kept me straight in line But now he's got me singing this low-down song Now I ain't got nobody 'round To come and help me get well When all I do is drink and cry Preacher man said '€œBaby, why don't you help yourself?'€ But I'm too low-down to even try I've drank up all my brandy, finished all my wine I need your love candy, make me feel just fine I was a real good girl for most of my early life I figured someday I'd make some man a real good wife I always washed my knickers, pressed my blue, blue jeans I've got no idea how I got so mean Now my man he up and left me, left me in the dust Doctor, lawyer, banker, tell me who can I trust?