A Nice Place To Visit

I take a look around think of places I have been there really aren't too many I would like to see again I've been to 30 8 of 50 states most of them I'd shut down 3 or 4 of them are great back on the east coast dc's a little shit hole you'll freeze to death in JERSEY but florida's the best I think I would rather have prostate cancer than visit oklahoma it's those Sooner's I detest when I see the coast I'm at home at last take the Lincoln Monument and cram it up your a*s Jesus-Motherf**king-Christ, a giant ball of yarn! don't forget to see that thing when you're on your way to Yuma KOA is A-OK but they ain't got no Shoney's I love turquoise and shells of abalone testicular tumors sound so much nicer than seeing Dollywood in the hills of tennessee sentence me to life in a tijuana prison I don't really care feed Dorito's to the bears fireworks here and there California is for me m-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-(FART!)-i! zillions of mosquitos are gnawing on my thigh I really love antiquing I bought some decoy ducks in some states your sister is the only one you f**k the nascar whores of north carolina with ovarian cysts the size of missouri do yourself and stay in California bye...bye...bye....goodbye!