The Performer

I'll come to town for you Pull my pants on down for you Dress up like a clown for you I will build an R-2 D-2 I won't even start for you Then I'll crawl away I will blow hot fart on you Unless you f**king pay Because I am the performer X3 I will come to town for you Dress up like a clown for you Try not to f**k around on you Do so anyway I'll even s*ck a cock or two I will find the ark for you Go sleep in the park with you (Chorus) But no sir, I'm not gay Before I was a whore, on tour With his d**k hanging out and diapers pulled down I was the child always running around Show biz was calling so I hit the stage Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage My life was bullshit and I didn't care Went to go bowling and I missed on my spare But play another song for you... Thinking about a nose job, too... But what else could I f**king do cause I am the Performer