Dick In Dixie

Well some say I'm not country and that's just fine with me 'Cause I don't wanna be country with some faggot looking over at me They say that I'm ill-mannered that I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinkin' you'll know that pop country really s*cks So I'm here to put the "d**k" in Dixie and the "cunt" back in country 'Cause the kind of country I hear now days is a bunch of f**kin' shit to me They say that I'm ill-mannered that I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinkin' you'll know that pop country really s*cks Well we're losing all the outlaws that had to stand their ground and they're being replaced by these kids from a manufactured town And they don't have no idea about sorrow and woe 'Cause they're all just too damn busy kissin' a*s on Music Row So I'm here to put the "d**k" in Dixie and the "cunt" back in country 'Cause the kind of country I hear nowdays is a bunch of f**kin' shit to me And they say that I'm ill-mannered that I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinkin' you'll know that pop country really s*cks And if you know what I'm thinkin' you'll know that pop country really s*cks