What's the hell's a ninja? Lyrics
The song What's the hell's a ninja? is performed by Insane Clown Posse .
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"A ninja is the branch of the Japenese samurai. A very old
orginization. It's origins are hundreds of years old. Much
of its history's been lost. Not many ninjas exist today, yet
they all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of Ninjitsu.
No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die."
Ninja's possess superior skills of Ninjitsu, motherf**ker
Ninja's have imdominal fighting skills
I'm ninja, a ninjer, a motherf**king ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a shogun samurai
So I can swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls
Then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls
'cause I remember these kids from the playground
Everybody'd hang around, we were all down
But then we grew up and everybody turned away
And now they dissin me, yellin "f**k Nerdy J"
Its sad to think of how it changed as I got older
As I sit and draw a ninja on my folder, uh
What I would do if I only had a ninja sword
You'd see blood start flingin on the chalk board
I'd tell the whole cla*s nobody move a jiggle
First one to do, I'll make your f**kin neck wiggle
Everyone would start jockin, the news would take my picture
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(2x)
After I was killing all the yuppie f**ks
All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts
And I would walk home feeling like a samurai
I'd walk in the house and see my momma cry
I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops
He tried to hit her again but that shit stops
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face
I'd tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken gla*s
Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your a*s?"
I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever
When he was done, I'd squeeze his butt cheeks together
Now get the f**k out my house, never come back
I throw a Chinese star and stick him in his a*s crack (aaahhh!!!)
I turn to my mother, "I'm sorry that he hit ya"
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(2x)
If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead
But I still gotta go to work and pay the rent
I flip french fries for two twenty-five
Mr. Donny works here, he's f**kin forty-five
But he think he the shit 'cause he the boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk in, about 5 minutes late
'cause I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade But Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face
Screaming at me, sweatin over this place
Mad 'cause I'm late, he's no better than me
Just another bitch working for next to free
I thought about taking my ninja steel
And cuttin up his body and fry him on the grill
But he's too f**kin whack and I can kill this bitch
And I don't even need to be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(7x)
Yeah, yeah, I'm a ninja, yeah
f**k THAT!! I'M A WICKED CLOWN, BITCH!!!!!