Happy Town

I wake up every morning to the sound of birds It's really not birds; it's my neighbor's TV She watches talk shows all day long I used to hate her but now we get along I used to sit under a gloomy cloud of gray And now the sun is shining and it won't go away I used to go up, I used to go down Now I'm just even here in Happy Town Happy Town My boyfriend Bob he said I made him miserable But we stayed together 'cause the s*x was really good And then he packed his bags with me to Happy Town We don't f**k anymore, but we can really snuggle down I used to sit under a gloomy cloud of gray And now the sun is out and my whole world is beige I used to go up, I used to go down Now I'm just even here in Happy Town I don't get excited, but nor do I frown The lawn is always neat in Happy Town Happy Town, Happy Town To get to Happy Town you can call your doctor You can unscrew the child-proof bottle cap Pour yourself a gla*s of water I used to sit under a gloomy cloud of gray And now the sun is shining and it won't go away I used to go up, I used to go down Now I'm just even here in Happy Town I don't get excited, nor do I frown The lawn is always neat in Happy Town Happy Town, Happy Town I used to go up, I used to go down Now I'm just even here in Happy Town I don't get excited, but nor do I frown Life is just okay in Happy Town Happy Town Happy Town