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You just got, got what it takes Got that X factor I suppose I have I met a girl at a party She said she liked Technotronic I said, '€œAre you for real?'€ She said, '€œNo, I'm being post ironic'€ That's right I went to a bar called 'Jaguar Shoes' I danced around and drank too much booze Got into a cab with a girl And puked on her shoes Can somebody tell me If that's f**kin' cool or what, or what? Come on just dance Yeah, I've got a cool friend She's a photographer I'd really like to make it with her But I can't 'coz she's gay, that's right Can someone please tell me Like what is cooler The breakfast club or [Incomprehensible]? Well, they try to be cool But I'm the coolest, yeah, that's right You could use this as a documentary Of what cool is, cool is Yo, come on, information