Round Mound Of Sound

I want to introduce myself to the ladies And please don't be discouraged with my size I'm as big as the last two boys you went with About twice the love light shinin' in my eyes I can double date, leave home, the other fellow I don't like that competition hangin' 'round So girls that's here for you I'm a pickin', singin', lovin' fool Welcome to the round mound of sound Oh, welcome to the round mound of sound I'm overweight but I'm up to date With the biggest heart in town I can double date, leave home, the other fellow I don't like that competition hangin' 'round So girls that's here for you I'm a pickin', singin', lovin' fool Welcome to the round mound of sound My birthday is May twenty six and seven When I was born I weighed twenty seven pounds When the doctor brought me in to see my mama Well, he said, "Welcome to the round mound of sound" Oh, welcome to the round mound of sound I'm overweight but I'm up to date With the biggest heart in town Oh, welcome to the round mound of sound