Lowlife (Living The Highlife)

I got my cat scratch fever eight track My best friends in a gun rack I'm a lowlife I owe everybody money I think racist jokes are funny I'm a lowlife I got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth I'm making time, I'm going out with your wife Cuz I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife I got kids I never seen and there momma's seventeen I'm a lowlife I take strippers out to breakfast You can add that to my checklist I'm a lowlife Ahh the landlord called the rent is due I spent it all on a KISS tattoo I rock n roll all night Cuz I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife Ya I'm a lowlife Living the highlife (Guitar solo) I'm watching porno on the tv wonderin' why she'd ever leave me I'm a lowlife The object of my affection asked the police for protection I'm a lowlife The romance is gone I'm doin' fine me and your mom had a real good time just last night (Guitar solo) Cuz I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife I make black music for the white man Keep cocaine upon my nightstand I'm a lowlife Ain't never hung out in the katskills But I've been to jail in nashville I'm a lowlife I've got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth, I'm making time, I'm going out with your wife I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife Livin' the highlife