Trippin' With Dick Vitale

Dum diti dum dang dang di dum 2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum 1 bum said look jack I'm the shit Put his knees to his ears and s*cked his own d**k My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue She never liked me and I know that's true Kicked me out the crib be'cause I got a tattoo No one loves me and no one cares And all I ever get is funny stares I can't help it if I'm nothin but a wino So I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos Stealin' bottles of booze outta a & p I know a girl at denny's and I always eat free Got the same birthdate as thomas crapper For christmas I bought the old man the clapper I'm so dapper u can call me dan But they call me round eye when I'm chilin in japan Got a bad a*s bitch adn she ain't no dike But f**k that ho and let me tell ya what I like I like bean burritos from taco bell I like trippin on acid with d**k vitale My hair ain't plastic and my clothes aren't clashin' I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fashion Took too many many trip and now I can's stop trippin My mellow d. killed a rat in the kitchen U think u toke tuff I'd disagree Nobody blows more doobs than richard d. I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile I'm a real jet setter like cecil turtle I'm down with bill bands so f**k joe glover And while I'm at it muther f**k fat a*s sally struthers U look fine girl kinda undercover But I can't f**k ya 'cause you look like my mother I said dang digee dang di dang dang It ain't eric estrada or kool and the gang U know I hand in the clem chillin on the strip With all them mother f**kers who slang that shit U know I'm a pimp hold my d**k like a holster U sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster" Lifes a big joke and that's how it strikes me But f**k it 'cause I know "somebody up there likes me." a*sholes are only a*sholes, fo sho'