Operation CB Lyrics

Every eleven minutes, across the USA
a man is a victim of Cock Blocking
This action usually results in broken friendships
The following, is an example..

[Kool] Aiyyo Jinx
[Jinx] Hey wha*sup G?
[Kool] This girl'll be here in a minute
[Jinx] Uh-huh
[Kool] The bitch got a nice a*s, and I'm tryin to get in it
[Jinx] Cool, that's alright, but why you tellin me this shit?
[Kool] To make sure you don't mind
[Jinx] Uh-huh
[Kool] chillin out while I hit it
[Jinx] Naww nigga, I'll just turn on the TV set
[Jinx] Get paid, hit the skins, get some pus*y, get your d**k wet
[Kool] Alright bet, because my d**k is hard as hell
*ding dong ding dong*
[Kool] The bitch is ringin on my bell

Opened the door, "Wha*sup baby? Yo come on in
Here, take a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend"
Now everything is going according to plan
"Yo Jinx this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Wha*sup baby?)
I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat
"Yo Jinx," "Wha*sup?"
"Later nigga, I'm goin to the back" "See ya!"
I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused..
.. I'm gonna get some drawers
So we laid on the bed and I just smiled
Because I'm dreamin about f**kin her doggystyle
So I'm thinkin bout some hits that I can slip her
*zipper sound* f**k it, I'll just pull down her zipper
Feelin her a*s, and damn the shit is soft
"Aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?"
I got the whore ready to let a nigga score
*knocking* Yo who the f**k is at my door?
*knocking* Now she's annoyed, and boy I got some luck
I cracked the door, "Yo Jinx, what the f**k is up?"

"Aiyyo G man, I just, y'know, I wanna get some water and shit
You know I'm kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? Heh heh"

"What water nigga? Go 'head, go and get it" "Aight"
"Now leave me the f**k alone so I can hit it" "Aight thanks man"
So then I slammed the door shut *door slams*
I turned around this bitch is pullin her pants back on her butt
Nah chill, yo he ain't comin back no more
I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh*
I'm tryin to convince her but the shit didn't work
So now I'm here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops)
Yeah don't worry, that same shit won't happen twice
*knocking* "Aiyyo G man, where's the ice??"
Shit, didn't even get my jock in
*knocking* Cause niggaz like Jinx is Cock Blocking

"Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense"
"Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??"
"And for the life of me, I didn't know why.."
"Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??"

[Kool G. Rap]
Thinkin of a bitch I could be hittin, for no salary
So I called Valerie, found out the bitch was babysittin
The baby's parents went to Europe; and I could see her now
s*ckin my d**k and lickin my nut like it was maple syrup
She said, "Come over I'm alone"
And I was knockin at the door before the bitch hung up the phone
"Hey wha*sup baby? You know I miss you" "Wha*sup?"
Yeah that's some shit you gotta say to get your d**k into the pus*y tissue
Went in the house and had a seat
The little boy put fifty motherf**kin toys by my feet
Smashin up my ankles with Tonka jeeps
I wish this little motherf**ker'd take his a*s to sleep
Now my leg got crazy scratches
I said, "Here, you wanna play?" I gave his a*s a book of matches (Hey!)
I couldn't even get a rap
Without this little motherf**ker jumpin his a*s into my bitch's lap
I started rubbin on her curves
But I'm mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves
I pulled the bitch up by her hair "What's the matter baby?"
"Aiyyo, whydon'tcha get rid of little man?" "Alright baby"
She took me to a room that was dark "Hey, come in here"
I was undressin on the way to get a head start
And then I let the door shut
Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the whore's butt
s*ckin on her titties like candy
Five minutes later had her comin in her panties
Now she's ready for the d**k
"Yo you ready bitch?" (mmm-hmm) "Well first, take a lick!"
Down on her knees is where she dropped
s*ckin on and s*ckin on and s*ckin on my cock
Bust that nut, that's what I'm hopin
Then yo, all of a sudden, the door flew wide open
What the hell is this about? *child crying*
She jumped up in a flash and took my d**k out of her mouth
Yeah, the little nigga's throwin a fit
Talkin about he's hungry and shit
"Wait a minute baby, let me get up so I can feed him"
But I felt like takin off my belt and beat him
He already gave my leg a cut
Now the little bastard is f**kin up my nut
She, didn't even get the lead off
So I picked up one of his Ninja Turtle dolls and pulled the head off
(Hey whatchu doin?) Yeah motherf**ker now we even
Forty-five minute pa*sed, the bitch ain't back, f**kit I'm leavin
I got dressed, and put my hat back on my head (Hey!)
"Later bitch," "No wait baby"
"Drop dead!" "What??"
"And by the way, thanks a lot and uhh..
f**k you and that little nigga for Cock Blockin!"

"Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense"
"Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??"
"And for the life of me, I didn't know why.."
"Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??"

[Kool G. Rap]
So all you niggaz with the helmets and shoulderpads
stay the f**k away from me, word up
The next time you wanna block nigga
try out for the Jets baby, word up
Yo, that nigga Polo's Cock Blockin like a motherf**ker
That nigga Jinx is Cock Blockin
My dancers are straight up roadblocks n shit
That nigga Bill Bla*s has been Cock Blockin all his life
And that nigga Eric B.'s Cock Blockin

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