Operation CB

Every eleven minutes, across the USA a man is a victim of Cock Blocking This action usually results in broken friendships The following, is an example.. [Kool] Aiyyo Jinx [Jinx] Hey wha*sup G? [Kool] This girl'll be here in a minute [Jinx] Uh-huh [Kool] The bitch got a nice a*s, and I'm tryin to get in it [Jinx] Cool, that's alright, but why you tellin me this shit? [Kool] To make sure you don't mind [Jinx] Uh-huh [Kool] chillin out while I hit it [Jinx] Naww nigga, I'll just turn on the TV set [Jinx] Get paid, hit the skins, get some pus*y, get your d**k wet [Kool] Alright bet, because my d**k is hard as hell *ding dong ding dong* [Kool] The bitch is ringin on my bell Opened the door, "Wha*sup baby? Yo come on in Here, take a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend" Now everything is going according to plan "Yo Jinx this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Wha*sup baby?) I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat "Yo Jinx," "Wha*sup?" "Later nigga, I'm goin to the back" "See ya!" I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused.. .. I'm gonna get some drawers So we laid on the bed and I just smiled Because I'm dreamin about f**kin her doggystyle So I'm thinkin bout some hits that I can slip her *zipper sound* f**k it, I'll just pull down her zipper Feelin her a*s, and damn the shit is soft "Aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?" I got the whore ready to let a nigga score *knocking* Yo who the f**k is at my door? *knocking* Now she's annoyed, and boy I got some luck I cracked the door, "Yo Jinx, what the f**k is up?" "Aiyyo G man, I just, y'know, I wanna get some water and shit You know I'm kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? Heh heh" "What water nigga? Go 'head, go and get it" "Aight" "Now leave me the f**k alone so I can hit it" "Aight thanks man" So then I slammed the door shut *door slams* I turned around this bitch is pullin her pants back on her butt Nah chill, yo he ain't comin back no more I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh* I'm tryin to convince her but the shit didn't work So now I'm here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops) Yeah don't worry, that same shit won't happen twice *knocking* "Aiyyo G man, where's the ice??" Shit, didn't even get my jock in *knocking* Cause niggaz like Jinx is Cock Blocking "Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense" "Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??" "And for the life of me, I didn't know why.." "Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??" [Kool G. Rap] Thinkin of a bitch I could be hittin, for no salary So I called Valerie, found out the bitch was babysittin The baby's parents went to Europe; and I could see her now s*ckin my d**k and lickin my nut like it was maple syrup She said, "Come over I'm alone" And I was knockin at the door before the bitch hung up the phone "Hey wha*sup baby? You know I miss you" "Wha*sup?" Yeah that's some shit you gotta say to get your d**k into the pus*y tissue Went in the house and had a seat The little boy put fifty motherf**kin toys by my feet Smashin up my ankles with Tonka jeeps I wish this little motherf**ker'd take his a*s to sleep Now my leg got crazy scratches I said, "Here, you wanna play?" I gave his a*s a book of matches (Hey!) I couldn't even get a rap Without this little motherf**ker jumpin his a*s into my bitch's lap I started rubbin on her curves But I'm mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves I pulled the bitch up by her hair "What's the matter baby?" "Aiyyo, whydon'tcha get rid of little man?" "Alright baby" She took me to a room that was dark "Hey, come in here" I was undressin on the way to get a head start And then I let the door shut Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the whore's butt s*ckin on her titties like candy Five minutes later had her comin in her panties Now she's ready for the d**k "Yo you ready bitch?" (mmm-hmm) "Well first, take a lick!" Down on her knees is where she dropped s*ckin on and s*ckin on and s*ckin on my cock Bust that nut, that's what I'm hopin Then yo, all of a sudden, the door flew wide open What the hell is this about? *child crying* She jumped up in a flash and took my d**k out of her mouth Yeah, the little nigga's throwin a fit Talkin about he's hungry and shit "Wait a minute baby, let me get up so I can feed him" But I felt like takin off my belt and beat him He already gave my leg a cut Now the little bastard is f**kin up my nut She, didn't even get the lead off So I picked up one of his Ninja Turtle dolls and pulled the head off (Hey whatchu doin?) Yeah motherf**ker now we even Forty-five minute pa*sed, the bitch ain't back, f**kit I'm leavin I got dressed, and put my hat back on my head (Hey!) "Later bitch," "No wait baby" "Drop dead!" "What??" "And by the way, thanks a lot and uhh.. f**k you and that little nigga for Cock Blockin!" "Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense" "Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??" "And for the life of me, I didn't know why.." "Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??" [Kool G. Rap] So all you niggaz with the helmets and shoulderpads stay the f**k away from me, word up The next time you wanna block nigga try out for the Jets baby, word up Yo, that nigga Polo's Cock Blockin like a motherf**ker That nigga Jinx is Cock Blockin My dancers are straight up roadblocks n shit That nigga Bill Bla*s has been Cock Blockin all his life And that nigga Eric B.'s Cock Blockin