Lag Wagon Lyrics
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He doesn't know what he's gonna say,
Put in the unit to deplete Ozone Layers,
Unemployment is my scene,
Brain dead - the fumes I breath,
Put in the unit to deplete Ozone Layers,
Carp f**king s*cks,
Too dumb to care,
The S.B-Goleta connection,
Feelin' like a champion,
All aboard the lagwagon,
It's fast enough for me,
Slow,
Me,
And,
My,
Friends,
On the Couch,
Give me a sofa, and some snacks
The idiot box-that T.V trash
The V.C.R, some stupid films,
The remote control,
f**k the bills,
There's no point in a job,
The pay just s*cks if you're a slob,
I'm not lying,
I'm lazy,
And all my friends are just like me,
Garga jibs and metal riffs
Beer bongs and bong hits
I f**king hate that scene
Santa Barbara boredom
Goleta-postmortem
Small town minds,
Can you relate to me?
All aboard the lag wagon (repeat 9 times)
Laggin'!
Can you please slow down, please?
Stop!
Can you please slow this thing down, please?
Stop!
Can you please slow this down?
Stop!