Mama Said Knock One Out

[LL Cool J cover/parody] Don’t call it a movement, there’s other ways of saying it Call it brown cable and I’m laying it down Big and brown, leaving it where it counts, fat amounts Blazin’, a butt raisin dingleberry, yes my butt is hairy Every nation a-backing ‘em out, come on everybody let me hear you shout I’m gonna back one out Momma said back one out I’m gonna back one out Momma said back one out Splotchin’, there’s no stopping, it’s coming down and the smell is rotten Pain, I musta ate Draino, Mount St. Helens, a*s volcano Burnin’ like hot lava, I got the runs ‘cos I drank too much Java Ouch, that sensation is not the runs I got constipation I’m gonna back one out Momma said back one out I’m gonna back one out My momma said back one out [Chorus]