Unknown Stuntman

Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell but I've been with Farah. I've never been with anything less than an nine so fine. I've been on fire with Sally Fields gone fast with a girl name Bo but somehow they just don't end up as mine. It's death-defying life a lead I take my chances. I die in movies and t.v. But the hardiest thing i ever do i watch my leading ladies kiss some other guy while bandagin' knee. I might fall from a tall building I might roll a band-new car 'cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star. I've never spent much time in school but i taught ladies plenty.It's true i hire my body out for pay. A-Hey-Hey I've gottin burned over Cheryl Tiegs blown up for Raquel Welch but when i end up in the hay it's only hay,hay,hay. I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan from a vine. 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine. They'll never make me President but I've got the best first ladies. Some day's I've got'em as far as the can see"oowee" A morning drive with Jakie Smith I crash in the night Cheryl but in the end never stay with me. I might fall from tall building so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss a flirt. While that smooth talker's kissin' my girl I'm just kissin' dirt. Yes I'm the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Bert.