Son of Dick

Well d**k's son has his CD's in neat lines and has a dad that reads every sign and says "I only drive 62.5" well I, yeah I don't really mind his coordinated closet and his folded clothes but who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes? [Chorus:] Well why's everybody sweating me because I go to Dairy Queen well why's everybody sweating me I'm just the son of d**k Ramsbee His dad boils water by time and measures sugar by the line who tours the country in a winnebago well his dad's an anal guy and his roomate's stalked by the FBI "Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa?" Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa [Chorus] I'm son of d**k I'm son of d**k I