My United States Of Whatever

I went down to the beach And saw Kiki She was like, "All eh" And I was like, "Whatever" Then this chick comes up to me And she's all like "Hey, aren't you that dude?" And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever" So later I'm at the pool hall And this girl comes up And she's like, "Aww" And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever" 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever And this is my United States of Whatever And this is my United States of Whatever And then it's three A.M. And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather This dude comes up and he's like, "Hey punk" I'm like, "Yeah, whatever" Then I'm throwing dice in the alley Officer Leroy comes up and is like "Hey, I thought I told you" And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever" And then up comes Zafo I'm like, "Yo, Zafo, what's up?" He's like, "Nothin'" And I'm like, "That's cool" 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever And this is my United States of Whatever