Shaniqua Lyrics
The song Shaniqua is performed by Little T & One Track Mike .
Send Shaniqua Ringtone to your Cell
Hello?
Nah, nah
She don't live here man
I thought I told you
I think you need to step off, alright?
Moved into my apartment at the U-N-I-versity
The only one who lives here is me
So why the phone ring all day long?
I got no friends except Mike and he's gone for the summer
And I just want some peace and quiet
Come to my room and it's a telephone riot
Ring-aling-aling every time I take a step
Can't sleep, can't eat, can't breathe
Can't get my work done 'cause people keep callin'
With the same damn question, "Hello is Shaniqua there?"
"Nah Shaniqua moved out last year
I think you have the wrong number, this is Little T"
"You mean Shaniqua's brother?"
"Man, can't you just leave me alone
This ain't Shaniqua's house, this ain't her phone
And don't call back again 'cause if you do
You know the answer man"
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
"Is Shaniqua there?" "Hell no!"
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
"Is Shaniqua there?" "Hell no!"
I wonder who Shaniqua is
What she does and where she lives
Is she a pothead with too many zits
A movie star with inflatable tits?
Does she take the train or drive in a car?
Work in the office or down at the bar?
How the hell should I know?
She could be a bino for all I care
"Hello, is Shaniqua there?
"Yes, she is but she can't talk now
She's busy milking our purple cow
And talkin' to the Easter Bunny"
"Man you think you're funny"
Shut up Beavis, I told you six times before
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
"Is Shaniqua there?" "Hell no!"
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
"Is Shaniqua there?" "Hell no!"
Check my machine on Friday, there were 22 messages
Man, I can't win at this
One said, "This here's for the kid livin' with Shaniqua
You want that trick, you can keep her"
Will this ever cease, so I can get some sleep?
"Shaniqua moved out, leave your message at the beep"
"Yo, Shaniqua, I love you, call me"
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
"Is Shaniqua there?" "Hell no!"
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
"Is Shaniqua there?" "Hell no!"