(Why I Left) California

Okay, this guy walks into a bar No, I'm just, I'm just f**king with you, I'm kidding No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull And they're standing on top of a hill And I tried to tell you before That that's why I left California So they're standing on top of this hill, right? And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows Whole f**king pasture And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes, "I got this really good idea." And they old bull's like, "Yeah?" And I tried to tell you before That that's why I left California "Yeah," he's like, "yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea. Let's run down that hill and f**k one of those cows." And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him He's like, "Look, I got a better idea." And the young bull's like, "Oh yeah, what's your f**king brilliant idea?" And the old bull goes... And I tried to tell you before That that's why I left California And the old bull goes, "Let's walk down that hill and f**k all of those cows, dig?" You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno And I tried to tell you before That that's why I left California