Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?

Can you spare any (social) change after f**king every social donut hole? The U.S. toilet is overflowing (and sure needs an overthrowing) With Mr. Media's diarrhea. This dirty d**kin' disaster. All of the dirty d**kin' during a diarrhea dilemma This dirty d**kin' dilemma.