Butter My Arse With A Pigeon

What is it that gives a pop record that special something, that extra touch that makes it a hit and lifts it to the dizzy heights of the top of the top ten? As the monster truck speeds up to pa*s I find myself alone with you at last Now's there's a little something that I forgot to ask: If you've got the pigeon, I've got the a*s Butter my a*s with a pigeon Butter my a*s real good Butter my a*s with a pigeon Like you know you should Butter my a*s with a pigeon Butter my a*s right now Butter my a*s with a pigeon Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow We'll butter a cow