Tractor Beam

I'm like Kenny Rogers in Six Pack Girls won't give my d**k back All this s*x affects my syntax The pistol I pack's impact Make's you gasp infact So sit back, relax While I grind this axe On your Brazillian wax Without finishing fast I bask in the slash Underneath your cinnamon a*s About ten minutes it lasts I pull it out and pa*s gas My name is MC Chris Kinda cute Kinda cra*s Ladies love me sending pic's Where they're scantilly clad Send some back Then invite them to come crash at my pad They're like O M G, Oh whut up, that'd be so rad We make the beast with two backs Until we both get whiplash Get with the program Strip to the slow jam Slip on a Trojan Kissin' the toes and Move to the knees Go back, repeat The job ain't done 'Til you ruin the sheets My name is MC And your name is a creep Because you creep into my bed About every week Tractor beam on my bed Got you actin' le freak Tractor beam on my bed Got you actin' le freak I should be flirtin' with virgins Instead of jerkin' my gerkin I should be working the circuit a*sertive for certain With little aversion They all open they curtains Mini me starts emergin To be rid of his burden Did I fail to mention All the ladies say word Got a panty collection Like a Japanese perv They're prepared to purr And to serve up they curves I skip the main course I prefer the hors d'overs I like thongs, like grannies Like any old panties Hanging on the lampshades As I tap on her back space I like bows, like lace Like s*ckin' her face I like f**kin' her waist I make a bucket of paste When her eyes roll back It means her memory's erase Slow-mo, tip-toe My a*s out of her place I quickly run to the clinic A q-tip in my d**k I wait two very long weeks To know if these nuts need a medic So c'mon Get with the program Strip to the slow jam Slip on a Trojan Kissin' the toes and Move to the knees Go back, repeat The job ain't done 'Til you ruin the sheets My name is MC And your name is a creep Because you creep into my bed About every week Tractor beam on my bed Got you actin' le freak Tractor beam on my bed Got you actin' le freak