Tractor Beam Lyrics
The song Tractor Beam is performed by MC Chris .
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I'm like Kenny Rogers in Six Pack
Girls won't give my d**k back
All this s*x affects my syntax
The pistol I pack's impact
Make's you gasp infact
So sit back, relax
While I grind this axe
On your Brazillian wax
Without finishing fast
I bask in the slash
Underneath your cinnamon a*s
About ten minutes it lasts
I pull it out and pa*s gas
My name is MC Chris
Kinda cute
Kinda cra*s
Ladies love me sending pic's
Where they're scantilly clad
Send some back
Then invite them to come crash at my pad
They're like
O M G, Oh whut up, that'd be so rad
We make the beast with two backs
Until we both get whiplash
Get with the program
Strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan
Kissin' the toes and
Move to the knees
Go back, repeat
The job ain't done
'Til you ruin the sheets
My name is MC
And your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed
About every week
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak
I should be flirtin' with virgins
Instead of jerkin' my gerkin
I should be working the circuit
a*sertive for certain
With little aversion
They all open they curtains
Mini me starts emergin
To be rid of his burden
Did I fail to mention
All the ladies say word
Got a panty collection
Like a Japanese perv
They're prepared to purr
And to serve up they curves
I skip the main course
I prefer the hors d'overs
I like thongs, like grannies
Like any old panties
Hanging on the lampshades
As I tap on her back space
I like bows, like lace
Like s*ckin' her face
I like f**kin' her waist
I make a bucket of paste
When her eyes roll back
It means her memory's erase
Slow-mo, tip-toe
My a*s out of her place
I quickly run to the clinic
A q-tip in my d**k
I wait two very long weeks
To know if these nuts need a medic
So c'mon
Get with the program
Strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan
Kissin' the toes and
Move to the knees
Go back, repeat
The job ain't done
'Til you ruin the sheets
My name is MC
And your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed
About every week
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak