I'm a Lesbian

Please momma cant you see, I’ve always tried to please I wore ribbons and jewelry and make up and perfume and dresses down to my knees You said that it's a phase, just something I’d out grow But I got a girlfriend and she's got a lawn that I’d sure like to mow Go on and wish that Brad Pitt would come along But I'd prefer Madonna in a lacy thong 'Cause I’m a lesbian, I don’t like nothing swinging 'tween their legs Yeah I’m a lesbian, I don’t know why God gave me eggs When I have s*x it's fun and clean, and no man can come in between No I don’t need no magic wand I’m a lesbian They talk behind my back and criticize my life But I get no complaints from Lou Diamond Philips' wife 'Cause I’m a lesbian, I'd rather be with Jane than d**k Yeah I’m a lesbian, a penis doesn’t do the trick When we go in for 69, I know hers is the same as mine So hide your wives cause here I come I’m a lesbian I’m a lesbian When does cheer leading practice start Hey there cutie