Sumthin' For Nothin'

Foolish bride call me up, beg to scratch her itch Rich old man got the needle, slipped and dropped a stitch, yeah Name a time, name a price, leave your door unlocked I'll bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in your shocks, oh yeah Sumthin' for nothin' Well, in and out, it's never free Sumthin' for nothin' Leave the money where it's easy, easy to see, oh yeah Gigolo sounds so cold, call me, "Teacher's pest" Twice a day, double pay, at my trade I'm the best, yeah Never late, watch her watch, seconds on the clock Overtime, break my back, slip and fall in the crack, oh yeah Sumthin' for nothin' Well, in and out, it's never free Sumthin' for nothin' Leave the money where it's easy, easy to see She plays the role of a roving matriarch Diamond rings, fancy things, dubonnet on the rocks, yeah yeah For a treat gave it free, happy sixty-three Crazy days, easy money, I was just sixteen, yeah Easy money for such a good deed Sumthin' for nothin' Yeah, in and out, it's never free Sumthin' for nothin' Satisfaction guaranteed Sumthin' for nothin' Target practice in the dark Sumthin' for nothin' I'm a crack shot on the mark And I love my work Sumthin', nothin' Sumthin', nothin'