Sparkling Diamonds [original Film Version]

[Satine:] The French are glad to die for love... A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, But diamonds are a girl's best friend. A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay the rental On your humble flat, or help you feed your pus*y cat. Men grow cold as girls grow old, And we all lose our charms in the end. But square-cut or pear-shaped, These rocks don't lose their shape. Diamonds are a girl's best friend! ...Tiffany's...Cartier... [Satine and the Diamond Dogs:] 'Cause we are living in a material world And I am a material girl [Satine:] *kiss sound*, Ah Come and get me, boys Black Star, Ross Cole Talk to me, Harry Zilder, tell me all about it! There may come a time when a la*s needs a lawyer [Zidler and the Diamond Dogs:] But diamonds are a girl's best friend [Satine:] There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer thinks you're... [Zidler:] Awful nice! [Satine:] But get that ice or else no dice! Diamond Dogs: He's your guy when stocks are high But beware when they start to descend Oooo...Diamonds are a girl's best, Diamonds are a girls best, Diamonds are a girls best friend! [Satine:] Let's make love Yes! Oh, come on Yes! [Zilder:] Oh! [Satine:] Tiger! Roar! Roar! [Nini Legs-In-The-Air:] Ole! [Zidler:] Everything's going so well! [Satine:] 'Cause that's those louses go back to their spouses! Diamonds... are a... girl's... best... friend!