Ain't No One Getting Laid

Blue eyes and great thighs. I wish i hadn't seen her. I'm not too f**king bright, but i gotta bright idea. She didn't say she likes me, but she ain't saying no. I'll be chasing my d**k all night long "here we go." I'm talking a whole lot, only thinking a little bit. I tell her that her car is nice when its a piece of shit. I don't remember much of the two hours that have pa*sed. Except i talked a lot of bullshit and ain't gettin' any a*s man. Might as well forget it. Might as well forget it. Might as well forget it. Ain't no one getting laid.