Backwoods Nation

Calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers Turn their attention from beating the buggers Pick up machine guns and kill camel f**kers Backwoods nation... Calling all doctors of spin and the smoke screen To whip the new hate riots into a frenzy Of good versus evil ignoring the history Of the Backwoods Nation Ain't it a shame When due process Stands in the way of swift justice Calling all frat' boys To trade in their hazing Their keggers and cocaine And casual date raping For cabinet appointments And rose-garden tapings Backwoods, backwoods, backwoods......nation