My Dick Lyrics
Send My Dick Ringtone to your Cell
Everyone from across the nation
I'm gonna tell you the new sensation
A deviation
For celebration
From Tokyo to the Appalachians
It's hip
And it is my d**k
Far too big to be called a prick
My d**k is in
Ruth, Claire, and Kim
Makes Herman Munster look like Tiny Tim
CHORUS:
My d**k
My d**k
My d**k
My d**k
Like Zorro's Z
My d**k Makes G
G is Gook and Gook is me
MC's game is makin a name
But my d**k has a star on the walk of fame
It plays one on one with Magic Johnson
And beasts his a*s
I say my d**k's so fast it didn't have to pa*s
What do you do when you're d**k's so huge
That John Holmes dreams of bein you
But Holmes is dead didn't use his head
This cock's gonna give a message instead
To take your time
Know your playmates don't be blind
My d**k has its own zodiac sign
So I know what I say
I was born in April and my d**k was born in May
CHORUS
My d**k is great
It satiates
Every woman I've ever known to date
They say they've never gone that far
When I die they wanna put my d**k in a jar
I refute
Not only huge, but cute
No Smithsonian Institute
For me
You have your memories
Of a size an elephant envies
But yet
Let's not forget
It's not just a measurement
It's the way it pumps
It fills ten cups
Siskel and Ebert give it two thumbs up
It's fate
I'll be there tomorrow but my d**k is there today
CHORUS
Haiti!
There's a temple there
Where all the natives sit and stare
At a photocopy of my dink
That's truly righteous, don't you think?
Every schoolboy's heard the legend
Bout how my cork is girlie heaven
Body burner
Kathleen Turner
Offered me a grand to learn here
But I refused
The holy meat won't be abused
I will never come to choose
For money it will not be used
Integrity
That is the path for me
You'll come to see the life I lead
Is of uncommon loyalty
To my d**k
Where it goes I'll follow it
CHORUS
(Well... but you should see it when it's hard)