New Power Day

In sports, the International Basketball League was busy last night With seven games on the schedule The Cavaliers came up with a surprise upset Beating the Bullets 108 to 99 Talk, X-TV, turn it on Michael, what's happenin'? (The Lakers had no trouble with the Rockets winning 124 to 88) You gotta watch this show that's on Watch what? I don't know what it is, it's crazy (The Nuggets just got by the Nets 114 to 112) What channel is it on? X-TV, turn it on Alright, later, later (The Super Sonics devastated the Jazz 136) So I'm walkin' down the street and umm This muthaf**ka comes up to me and says (Yo man, you oughta let me have fifty dollars man) (Can you give?) I said, "Ain't that a bitch? You oughta get out of my face" And he tried to rob me (Muthaf**ker) And he was chokin' me, right? 'Cuz, 'cuz he didn't have no gun Do you hear that shit? Lucky for me, my homies was comin' 'round the 7-Eleven And they seen what was goin' down They grabbed this muthaf**ker, right? (What's up man?) Ripped an eyeball out (Ah, f**k him up) They beat his a*s so bad, change fell out his pocket (You bastards) These nigga's are crazies So I said, "f**k it" I robbed him, ha ha With so much money on me I figured I oughta hit Jannell's house I knocked on her door, right? (Mmm, oh) I don't know what she was doin' (Oh, ooh) But I couldn't get no answer? She was doin' some wrong shit "Jannell", I shouted, still no answer (Mmm, oh, oh) I figured she was on the telephone or somethin' (Oh) So I walked around to the bathroom window Pushed it up, climbed inside Soon as I got inside, it hit me Damn I don't know what it was but it hit me hard Jannell's a Rican, you know? And them beans and rice is a habit at Jannell's house, you know? I grab my mouth, my nose and I just screamed And then I ran But Jannell's house is real messy and I hit somethin' and I fell That somethin' was Jannell (Get off) I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving And it made her real mad so we went to rounds Jannell can bob, she kicked my a*s Damn, oh God So I left and I went to Glam Slam And slammed a few Long Island's Uh-oh, one too many Excuse me brother, better hit this alley Phew, that was close (Yo muthaf**ker, ain't you the one stole my money?) Oh shit (Yeah, that's you) I gotta run y'all (That's you nigga, come here) (Kick your muthaf**kin' a*s) Now what is this crazy muthaf**kin' shit? Man, did you see it? Did you hear it man? Yeah man It was so crazy, that shit man Ha, yeah, I know, I couldn't believe it Ah man, but I tell you what, man I'm kinda wiped out, man So I'm goin' to get some rest, man Yeah, I hear ya I'll see you tomorrow, man, later Been smokin' that headache weed, is ya? Ah, nigga