The song New Power Day is performed by Prince .
In sports, the International Basketball League was busy last night
With seven games on the schedule
The Cavaliers came up with a surprise upset
Beating the Bullets 108 to 99
Talk, X-TV, turn it on
Michael, what's happenin'?
(The Lakers had no trouble with the Rockets winning 124 to 88)
You gotta watch this show that's on
Watch what?
I don't know what it is, it's crazy
(The Nuggets just got by the Nets 114 to 112)
What channel is it on?
X-TV, turn it on
Alright, later, later
(The Super Sonics devastated the Jazz 136)
So I'm walkin' down the street and umm
This muthaf**ka comes up to me and says
(Yo man, you oughta let me have fifty dollars man)
(Can you give?)
I said, "Ain't that a bitch? You oughta get out of my face"
And he tried to rob me
(Muthaf**ker)
And he was chokin' me, right?
'Cuz, 'cuz he didn't have no gun
Do you hear that shit?
Lucky for me, my homies was comin' 'round the 7-Eleven
And they seen what was goin' down
They grabbed this muthaf**ker, right?
(What's up man?)
Ripped an eyeball out
(Ah, f**k him up)
They beat his a*s so bad, change fell out his pocket
(You bastards)
These nigga's are crazies
So I said, "f**k it"
I robbed him, ha ha
With so much money on me
I figured I oughta hit Jannell's house
I knocked on her door, right?
(Mmm, oh)
I don't know what she was doin'
(Oh, ooh)
But I couldn't get no answer?
She was doin' some wrong shit
"Jannell", I shouted, still no answer
(Mmm, oh, oh)
I figured she was on the telephone or somethin'
(Oh)
So I walked around to the bathroom window
Pushed it up, climbed inside
Soon as I got inside, it hit me
Damn
I don't know what it was but it hit me hard
Jannell's a Rican, you know?
And them beans and rice is a habit at Jannell's house, you know?
I grab my mouth, my nose and I just screamed
And then I ran
But Jannell's house is real messy and I hit somethin' and I fell
That somethin' was Jannell
(Get off)
I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving
And it made her real mad so we went to rounds
Jannell can bob, she kicked my a*s
Damn, oh God
So I left and I went to Glam Slam
And slammed a few Long Island's
Uh-oh, one too many
Excuse me brother, better hit this alley
Phew, that was close
(Yo muthaf**ker, ain't you the one stole my money?)
Oh shit
(Yeah, that's you)
I gotta run y'all
(That's you nigga, come here)
(Kick your muthaf**kin' a*s)
Now what is this crazy muthaf**kin' shit?
Man, did you see it?
Did you hear it man? Yeah man
It was so crazy, that shit man
Ha, yeah, I know, I couldn't believe it
Ah man, but I tell you what, man
I'm kinda wiped out, man
So I'm goin' to get some rest, man
Yeah, I hear ya
I'll see you tomorrow, man, later
Been smokin' that headache weed, is ya?
Ah, nigga