Scarlet Pussy

Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet pus*y This kitty cat of fine descent, was cherished by her mother Who wouldn't let another, pet her, unless he was qualified Every 1st of the month this pretty feline got the hots And that's when the neighborhood, d-d-dogs They'd line up around the block, meow! When my little scarlet feline roars The locals come around (Come around) When they see the scarlet light They know it's time to come chase her down (Chase her down) Lo and behold the fantastical way In which their bodies groove My scarlet pus*y's furry magic alters any mood Scarlet pus*y, hey, it's cool Scarlet pus*y, yeah pus*ycat, pus*ycat Wherefore art thou, puppy? She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat She can make you sad when you're happy as can be She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pus*y Every dog would try his lines To get pus*y's attention All they want is so exposed In ways too gross to mention Green, virgin teenager, a filthy rich yuppie pus*ycat, pus*ycat Wherefore art thou puppy? Scarlet pus*y She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat She can make you sad when you're happy as can be She can make you shoot your ego all over your sheets All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pus*y Scarlet pus*y pus*ycat, pus*ycat Wherefore art thou, puppy? She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat She can make you sad when you're happy as can be She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pus*y All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pus*y She can make you happy, she can make you sad She can make you crazy She can make you shiver from your head down to your feet She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat She can make you sad when you're happy as can be She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pus*y