Joining A Fan Club

She turned her nightlight on and threw him a kiss He stared back with gree Crayola eyes She traced his likeness from the back of the disk Next to a promise of the biggest prize, oh chorus: She's joining a fan club With her friends Filling her bathtub with T-shirts and 8x10's He looks dreamy She's in love from afar When she's picking up a fallen star Downstairs the late show's got the age of the rock The monks on from last Sunday at the milky way Your mom's writing checks to the preist and the church singing Dig Down Deep ''cause if you wanna get to heaven all you gotta do is pay to pray Chorus Shake! Shake that woody Promise and Pinnochio You've paid your money Now watch that money grow Chorus She's joining a fan club Big mistake I still get heartburn Thinking of the stamps I ate But I loved you before fate crashed his car Send a prayer for a fallen star I wish for a fallen star Ah ah ah ah ah