Hi Mom, It's Me!

I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk Because every night I come home drunk Hi Mom, it's me, the f**kin' little shit The ugly little monkey who used to s*ck your tit I know you think my band's just a waste of time Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine Hi Mom, it's me, the f**kin' little shit The ugly little monkey who used to s*ck your tit