The song Hi Mom, It's Me! is performed by Queers .
I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk
Because every night I come home drunk
Hi Mom, it's me, the f**kin' little shit
The ugly little monkey who used to s*ck your tit
I know you think my band's just a waste of time
Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine
Hi Mom, it's me, the f**kin' little shit
The ugly little monkey who used to s*ck your tit