Pain In Da Ass Stewardess Lyrics

Ladies and Gentleman, we'll be landing in about 20 minutes
Descending into Kennedy Airport
The time is 5:20 am and we're a little bit early this evening
The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling

Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you had a pleasant flight
We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones
So please fasten your seat belt and store your carryon luggage
In the seat beneath your a*s

Sir, can you please fasten your seat belts we're preparing for landing
Aight, I'ma do it right now I just gotta get something out of this bag
Sir, can you please put your seat in the upright position
And store your tray table away?

Alright hold on, I told you I'ma do it right in one minute
I just got to get something out of this bag
Sir, can you please turn off that Walkman, I've been telling you
The entire flight, it's against federal regulations to use a walk

Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that
Listen I told you I was going to do it in one minute
You're starting to get on my f**king nerves
Get the f**k outta here, aight

Sir, is there a problem?
Yeah, there's a problem
Do I have to alert the captain?
Yeah, alert your captain this

Get the f**k over here
Come here, take me to the f**king captain
Who's in charge here?
I am
I said who's in charge here?
Uh, you are
Alright then, now turn this mutherf**ker around

Is this shit on?
Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking
This is a mutherf**king stickup
We'll be cruising at an altitude of 30,000 feet
I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels
Your rings, baby rings, mutherf**king shoes, sneakers, socks

I want the credit cards, the welfare cards
I even want your f**king freaking flyer mouse
I'm telling you the first mutherf**ker to move
Is gonna catch this mutherf**ker
Now send the bag around, thank you
Mutherf**ker didn't I say don't move

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