Widow Jones Lyrics
The song Widow Jones is performed by Riley Jeannie C .
Send Widow Jones Ringtone to your Cell
Ask any young man in this town who is over thirteen
To tell you about the things and places he's seen
If he tells you somethin' 'bout women you hadn't known
You can attribute his knowledge of anatomy to widow Jones
[CHORUS]
Well Jonesy was a go-go girl a little while before she married Sam
He fell into the river Jonesy said that's water over the dam
You say we oughta leave these matters to the good disgression of the law
But when you have a shape like Widow Jones you have a lotta friends at City Hall
[ dobro ]
Well I don't bring her up because I think we should put her down
I just wanna shed some light on the truth in this town
These boys've learned things they couldn't've learned in our schools
And their parents can relax in knowin' that they're not all out in shootin' pool
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Yeah the widow's got a lot friends at City Hall