Cocksucker Blues

Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy and I just came into town Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy and I just came into town Well, I heard so much about London I decided to check it out Well, I wait in Leicester Square with a come-hither look in my eye Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelsons Column but all I do is talk to the lime Oh where can I get my cock s*cked? Where can I get my a*s f**ked? I may have no money, but I know where to put it every time Well, I asked a young policeman if he'd only lock me up for the night Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard, some of them, some of them, they're alright Well, he f**ked me with his truncheon and his helmet was way too tight Oh where can I get my cock s*cked? Where can I get my a*s f**ked? I ain't got no money, but I know where to put it every time I'm a lonesome schoolboy