I'm A Hoe (skit)

[Daddy] You, over there....with those blue eyes and that blonde hair. Come here, ma! [Girl] Yes? [Daddy] I wanna ask you one muthaf**kin' question. [Girl] Yes, daddy? [Daddy] What are you bitch? [Girl] I'm a H-O-E... [Daddy] Are you really? Are you really a H-O-E? [Girl] I f**ked the whole family... [Daddy] Damn, my niggaz ain't gonna believe this shit. [Girl] Then gang-bang me... [Daddy] Oh, I'm gonna rough ride this pus*y. I'ma rough ride this pus*y. [Girl] Then beat me.... [Daddy] Oh, I'd like to explore all three holes baby... [Girl] Put it in my B-U-T-T-T [Daddy] Ooo...you doin it like that? Oh you a gangsta, huh? [Girl] Then pee on me... [Daddy] Oh you a nasty little bitch. You nasty.... [Girl] Then shit on me... [Daddy] Damn, my niggaz ain't gonna believe this shit. Its over... [Girl] Then take me... [Daddy] Oh, do you perform like a muthaf**kin professional on camera? [Girl] Like Janet Jack-me... [Daddy] So how wide is the pus*y? Tell me. How wide is the pus*y? [Girl] Like Vanessa Del Ri(o).... [Daddy] Whooooo! All this freaky shit and you don't want no cake, no joe, no nothin'? [Girl] I f**k for free... [Daddy] There's gotta be a catch to this shit. Something is a catch 22. I don't feel it. [Girl] I've got H-I-V... [Daddy] Dirty muthaf**ka...WHOA