Fake '88

Transcribed by patrick and nicola [sarah:] "i am tired and I'm bored,", he said. / "and I've got kinks in my bed. / This work, how I hate it, I'd much rather play, / Nothing to do, but I do need a rest." / [whispered:] let's just get started and make a mess... Morton stood up and said "what's that? / It's the fifteenth of may, and I'm cold, and I'm wet." / He turned without stopping / and smiled to the pilot. People weather the terrible storm. / A distant space ? ? ? [stephen:] A scene from a film circa 1982. We drove down george street, en route to wendy's. Glenn campbell was on the radio singing about cleaning his gun And dreaming of galveston. "what's this? " she said. "it's hall & oates or nothing for me." Of course, this was pre-house nation And I asked her "what is anyone going to remember this decade for? " She paused for a second, then said: "waffle cardigans, wentworth jail, Rah-rah skirts straight out of hell, Andrew ? ? ? and bmx bikes, Chernenko and miners' strikes, Nikky kershaw and red ken, Peter tatchell and dirty den, Mark king slapped his ba*s, And early issues of the face, Sigue sigue sputnik, margaret thatcher, Toto coelo, and spycatcher, E.t., arthur, elmo's fire, Not a patch on billy liar, Phil redmond and transformers, Tin-tin duffy in leg-warmers, Stu damer, evil tel, Roger hebert, what a pal, Steven waldorf, jerry gross, Do the hucklebuck by coast to coast, Steve blacknell on the telly, The cla*sic beard of altobelli, Leon klinghofer, baby duck(? ), Blonde highlights, flourescent sock, Steve lynex and gordon smith, Martin fry grew a quiff, Haysi fantayzee, videotech, Shakey drove us crazy, what the heck, Hazel o'connor in breaking gla*s, Gripper stebson's in the cla*s." And I said, "i don't remember any of that. if you can remember the '80s you weren't there. uh, you know, I remember scott crolla in his furry freak brothers t-shirt, if that's anything."