Long Tall Glasses

Leo Sayer & David Courtney I was travellin' down the road, feelin' hungry and cold I saw a sign sayin' food and drinks for everyone so naturally I thought I would take me a look inside I saw so much food, there was water comin' from my eye yeah there was ham an' there was turkey, there was caviar an' long tall gla*ses, with wine up to yar an' then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chair said before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire you know I can't dance, you know I can't dance you know I can't dance, you know I can't dance I can't dance I am a man of the road -- a hobo by name I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game but if it's all the same to you, then yes I will try my hand if you were as hungry as me then I'm sure you would understand hmmm now wait a minute let me see now of course I can dance of course I can dance I'm sure I can dance, I'm sure I can dance.. I can dance I can dance I really hit the floor ah feels good look at me dancin' I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossa nova a little Victor Silvester, and a Rudy Valentino you should a seen me movin', right across the floor hand me down my tuxedo, next week I'm comin' back for more I can dance -- oh yes! I can dance look at me dancin' the floor movin' I feel good -- I can dance I can dance, I can dance, I can dance.