Pussy Fever

by Bob Schneider Called the doctor on the telephone Said I got the fever, it won't leave me alone Called the doctor on the telephone Said I got the fever, it won't leave me alone Said doctor is there something you can do He said not so son, I got it too Said doctor is there something you can do He said not so son, I got it too I think I got it I think I got it I think I got it I got pus*y fever Said you better get your a*s on out to LA Try to find yourself something better there Spent the night in that hotel Tried to get me something to make me feel good, feel good But I think I got it (gimme some) I think I got it I think I got it I got pus*y fever (late at night, early in the mornin') Pa*s me the Jagre, put it in my cup Slam it jam it down and do I want another what? Uma Thuma Thurman got the butt now Jimmy smoked the crack but I don't give a f**k Hocus pocus, I can't even focus Your girl's on my d**k like a locust Pa*s me the Jagre, put it in my cup Slam it jam it down and do I want another what? Uma Thurman got the butt now Jimmy smoked the crack but I don't give a f**k Coulda had a V8, instead I had forty When your girl's on my cock she called ya "shorty" Pa*s me the Jagre, put it in my cup Slam it jam it down and do I want another what? Pa*s me the Jagre, put it in my cup I got something gotta call my doctor Read about the people from my childhood Tried to put a bag in the sack But ma wouldn't take no crap I said boy better get your a*s on back, gimme some of that I said if you wanna party well you know where the party's at The party's where the people are partyin' and bringin' it back I said if you wanna party well you know where the party's at I said if you wanna party well you know where the party's at I said if you wanna party well you know where the party's at The party's where the people are partyin' and bringin' it back I said if you wanna party well you know where the party's at I said if you wanna party well you know where the party's at I think I got it I think I got it I think I got it I know I got it pus*y Fever