I Wanna Be A Homosexual (Original 1989 Version)

The way you look at me The way I look at you the same Jerking off to Penthouse I'm completely f**king through and through A bedroom full of lies Masterbating, masterbating, mastering geek Masterbating geek, masterbating geek I wanna be, I wanna be a homos*xual I wanna be, wanna be a homos*xual I'm gonna be, gonna be a homos*xual I'm gonna be... Shock the middle cla*s Take it up your punk rock a*s! Quit the music trade I think I wanna be a f**king faggot I'm not f**ked up I'll be f**ked up Am I f**ked up yet? I'm not f**ked up yet I'm not f**ked up yet No f**king way! I wanna be, I wanna be a homos*xual I wanna be, wanna be a homos*xual I'm gonna be, gonna be a homos*xual I'm wanna be... Call me a faggot Call me a butt loving, fudge-packing queer I don't care It's the straight in straight-edge That make's me want to drink a beer And be a faggot, call me a homo The way you look at me The way I look at you the same Quit the music trade I think I wanna be a faggot I'm not f**ked up I'm not f**ked up I'm not f**ked up yet No I'm not f**ked up yet I'm not f**ked up yet No f**king way! I wanna be, I wanna be a homos*xual I wanna be, wanna be a homos*xual I'm gonna be, gonna be a homos*xual I'm wanna be...