I Wanna Be Homosexual

I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist Women are a drag and I think I wanna be a faggot now A mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen A Bruce LaBruce wet dream a nancy boy with wings I wanna be a homos*xual Shock the middle cla*s take it up your punk rock a*s You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse you just need a man A beefy leather fag to take you out in drag Call me a faggot call me a butt loving fudge packing queer I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge That makes me wanna drink a beer And be a pansy a homo Shock the middle cla*s take it up your punk rock a*s You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pa*s you on the street Who wears short shorts you wear short shorts you're so full of shit Why don't you admit that you don't have the balls to be a queer