Friggin' In The Riggin'

[Incomprehensible] It was on the good ship Venus By Christ, ya shoulda seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast, a mammoth penis The Captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one place to another Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was f**k all else to do Captain's name was Morgan By Christ, he was a gorgon Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play With his f**kin' organ The first mate's name was Cooper By Christ, he was a trooper He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was f**k all else to do The second mate was Andy By Christ, he had a dandy Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy The cabin boy was Flipper He was a f**kin' nipper He stuffed his a*s with broken gla*s And circumcised the skipper Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was f**k all else to do Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was f**k all else to do The Captain's wife was Mabel To f**k, she wasn't able So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits Across the barroom table The Captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water And by her squeals we knew the eels Had found her s*xual quarters Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was f**k all else to do Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was f**k all else to do Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was f**k all else to do ...