The Rodeo Song

Well it's forty below And I don't give a f**k Got a heater in my truck And I'm off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you piss me off You f**king jerk Get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand He's a one-ball man And he's off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you piss me off You f**king jerk Get on my nerves (INSTRUMENTAL) Well it's forty below And I ain't got a truck And I don't give a f**k 'Cause I'm off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you piss me off You f**king jerk Get on my nerves Well heer comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand He's a one-ball man And he's off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you piss me off You f**king jerk Get on my nerves