Steve

if I had a dog his name would be Steve and at the end of the day he'd be waiting for me and he would listen and I would teach and at the end of two years he would learn how to speak he'd say Ean can I borrow the car tonight there's a a dog down the street that I kind of like and so everywhere I would go there would be Steve and on a Sunday afternoon quarter past three we'd be reading the papers and drinking green tea when Steve would take of his gla*ses and look straight at me he'd say Ean can you hand me section two Steven you know I'd do anything for you