So Fucked Up

I'm so f**ked up! Let's have a party at my place and have way too much to drink (So f**ked up!) We'll mix lunch with Everclear punch, and we can throw up in the sink (So f**ked up!) And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse 'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse And I'm so f**ked up that I can't see So f**ked up that I can't think So f**ked up, so what'll it be? 'Cause we've got it all . . . drink, drink, drink! Cheap scotch and drive-in food made an a*shole outta me (So f**ked up!) It was almost dawn; I did a technicolor yawn on the hood of my dad's MG (So f**ked up!) And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse 'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse And I'm so f**ked up that I can't speak So f**ked up and sick to boot So f**ked up, my stomach's weak So where's the john . . . puke, puke, puke! And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse 'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse And I'm so f**ked, my guts are churnin' So f**ked up, my heart has sunk So f**ked up, my head is burnin' But I can't stop . . . drink, drank, drunk!