The song So You Wanna Be a... is performed by Souls of Mischief .
Yeah
So you wanna be a rapper, great
Make sure yo' shit is straight
'fore we decide your fate
If you came to cla*s late, check what's up on the slate
Yeah, 'cause you'll get ate, no debate
Now listen up y'all, don't slip
("take heed this ain't somethin you should laugh to" -- beatnuts)
Ah listen up nigga, don't slip
*sample*
Ah listen up fool, don't slip
*sample*
Ah listen up s*cka, don't slip
*sample*
Just don't slip